WAKEY’Z DRUGMALL

Hey there, saggy lids! Looks like you’re not the only one who needs a boost! How about jacking up your computer with a little Flash! That way you can check out WAKEY’Z DRUGMALL – your one-stop shop for stimulants and sleep aids of all kinds and colors, shapes and sizes.

We’ve got wake-aids, sleep-aids, pick-me-ups and knock-you-outs! We’ve caffeinated everything from laundry detergent to nasal spray! Trouble sleeping? Take a swig of Coma Dose! Afraid you won’t wake back up? We’ve got an alarm clock amplifier that’ll wake half the neighborhood! IT’S ALL HERE! So get with the upgrades and get to WAKEY’Z!

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